podcast for the masses
What else has Briar (aka Brian) lied about?
1. His name, its Brian with an i not a y
2. His age, he is really 23 not 40
3. His self
4. Puppets collection(s)
5. Peanut addiction
6. He owns a Subway (not the restaurant)
7. Practices book balancing
8. Where was he on July 25th 2007?
9. Unknown
Posted in Otherness.
– December 29, 2009
Dear Fans and Listeners,
The dissemiNATION will be around forever, it will never die or be killed. Trust me.
Mike
– December 28, 2009
Last seen riding a stallion into the sunset(see picture), Hanes has apparently left the podcast and all other normal human activities for greener pastures. TMZ was able to get one last quote from the famous propagator as he was leaving. When asked, “what is going to happen to the podcast?” Hanes looked back and replied, “it goes to where all podcasts go to die. Far away from me.”
Hanes’ sudden departure caused a momentary stir in the political arena as President Obama was taken to the Situation Room briefly to monitor the safety of the nation and the NATION while Hanes’ whereabouts were ascertained.
This is the final word.
Posted in Podcast.
– December 22, 2009
What happened to blogs? They used to be cool, now they stink. No blogs are good and most blogs are bad. The only people who are blogging are Japanese. I am not Japanese and neither is Bryan. Other people who are blogging are criminals. People in Cuba and some in West Virginia still have never seen blogs but this is a very small population. All interweb-cool people are Twittering (useless) and Texting (not so much internetish). So what is the future of blogs? Death. Why would I go to your blog to get a link for an article from another website, I am cutting out the middleman, and that is you. Also I have posted internet-type links for youtube videos, but that is just because I am so awesome and know a lot about music. Also podcasts are so played out that I am literally only listening to a few every day. This blog was absolutely brilliant at times, but the masses weren’t convinced and I hate them for that. This could have been great and you ruined it. The only way a blog can be good in the lifestyle of today is if you have good stats and you sell ring tones or nose rings. Also most TV shows suck too, I think I am noticing a pattern. If Beethoven were alive today, he wouldn’t play Grand Theft Auto would he? I am very dissatisfied with this whole situation. More later.
Posted in Otherness.
– October 16, 2009
The notorious instigator of propagation, Mike Hanes, has been apprehended by authorities after six years of evading capture and using the internet as a bully pulpit to shame audiences into listening to his podcast. Unconfirmed reports say Hanes turned himself in after seeing this picture of himself on a Wanted Poster. Apparently he knew capture was inevitable, as the picture could only have been taken moments before he, himself, saw the photo at his local post office where he was purchasing his typical roll of 2¢ stamps.
Upon his arrival at the Hanes Quandry headquarters (HQhq), he reportedly told agents, “when I saw it, I thought, now that is dissemination. I can’t compete with that.”
The capture of Hanes may lead to serious changes in dissemination law. We all wait, with bated breath.
Oprah and the President of the United States are expected to hold press conferences today regarding Hanes’ future. One will be advocating his release and that he be allowed to continue his crusade for dissemination and one will seeking his permanent confinement in carbonite, a fitting end to such a rogue of the airwaves.
– October 12, 2009
